Culture is a Vulture
Richard Meltzer • 1972


A Culture is a vulture but there's also vulture culture and cultured vultures and cultured yogurt (cherry, peach, pear, pineapple, grape, vanilla, plain, cherry vanilla, pineapple orange, cranberry orange, mandarin orange, coffee, apricot, raspberry, blueberry, boysenberry, prune). And speaking of vulture culture there's counter-culture and under-the-counter culture too. B But whether you call it kulture with a k or kulchur with a k C and a ch and without the e it's still the same thing and you can't disguise it with pretty frills and gallon of dogsweat. D

G It still has two syllables and TWO-SYLLABLE WORDS SUCK so you can just forget it, man. H It's no fun at all and even fun wouldn't be fun if it was called funjure or funion or funching. I


